bae: come over no one’s home
bae: but before u come over, u gotta name a neighborhood in south korea after us
the first rule of fight club
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast